Vandals

I found this in my email a few minutes ago and nearly fell off my chair! haha, Nabasa ko na kasi yung iba dito, as in nandun talaga sila kung saan sinabi dyan.  This makes life in UP so much fun.  I think the people who wrote these need a blog for themselves.  And I'll absolutely be a fan of their blogs! haha.  Enjoy!

FA Wall:
"nobody cares"

somebody
answered:
"not even the carebares?"

then another:
"not even kier?"

then:
"not even zoren?"

lastly:
"not even zorro?"

all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:
"push
button to eject seatmate"

"push button to eject urself"

"push
button to kill teacher."

"push
button to eject teacher"

….reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan. …

AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:

"Im a simple gay "

tapos me sumagot:
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh!"

tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt
teacher."

FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal."

ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:

"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"

Reply:

"the future you are holding is very small."

GAB:

sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa
GAB:

"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:

"SUMAPI SA NPA! "

may sumagot:

"PAANO? "

may sumagot pa:

"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang
"teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:

"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan
uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"

May nag-reply:
"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.

nakasulat sa armchair:

"F*CK DA WORLD! "

ta's may sumagot:

"F*CK U TOO! –WORLD—"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong
umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!"

tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka"

tas may sumagot uli
"weh "

tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"

NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"

may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"

tapos may sumagot…
"mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"

KALAI:
nietzsche-"god is dead"

God- "Nietzsche is dead!"

SC:
sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

sa girls' CR:
"Bawal ang vandal Dito!…
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:
"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

Reply:
"Pray to God"

Source: www.peyups.com

("funniest vandal" thread)